using no condom is gross. my vagina has a dress code.
please tell me if i'm home and in my bed
negative
come find me please
I hate girls that dress up to come to planned parenthood. I just want to be like we are all in the same boat here, we know your slutty. Its OK.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
Randomize
