Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
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found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
If you can't find your cat in the morning it's cause i put him in the laundry basket and then put the laundry basket in the shower.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
I AM THE KING OF THE FRESHMEN
how did i know this would happen?
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The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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