we're blogging at a bar
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
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