got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
i tried to knight her with my dick. she said it was unromantic. what an ungrateful attitude for a knight.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I don't think I'll get invited back. I drunkenly told her that her kids would be perfect for a pro-abortion campaign.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
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