Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
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i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
just found out they live across the street from coke dealers... rethinking the new years resolution
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
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It's cool, I power napped on the dryer while they were fucking in the bathroom so I'm good to go now. Where are you?
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I'm pretty sure your ex of four years just had a baby with some kid and named it after you...
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Your the only girl I know that carries a $1100 purse with tater tots inside
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