He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
i dont understand why you dont get why i love him. i opened the bathroom door and he had his penis in his right hand and a mcdouble in his left.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
um care to explain the stolen chinchila under greg's bed..i'd be fine with it if it wasnt chewing up the stash
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