she claims you yelled BOMBS AWAY when you came. tell me she's lying
but she didn't tell you i squeezed, built up pressure, and napalmed her face as i yelled it, did she
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
turns out they were just sand fleas, not crabs.. thank you random mexican girl from padre who's name i can't pronounce
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I have no idea what's going on.... I just want to wear my horse sweatshirt and drink vodka.
all I know is I'm really rwfly really really stoned and a bunch of Korean people are yelling at me
At one point I went looking for you and found you handcuffed to a chair. I'm pretty sure you handcuffed yourself. I don't know how you got there.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I can't wait for you to see these terrible photos I'm about to have taken with some stripper looking girls. I don't know what this photographer is thinking
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
saw a family tailgating a graduation with hard liquor... i'm assuming yours?
are you shitting me? they told me they'd at least wait until 10am
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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