he believed the zit on my nose was a piercing...until he tried to bite it. needless to say he didnt ask for my number
I'm going to let the use of the word "hella" slide considering I have sperm older than you.
She wants out first dance to be to 98 degrees i do cherish you...remember how i said we didn't need open bar....
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
She has "Massive Shits" listed as a turn off. That's very specific and there's a story behind it I bet.
Sweet, got a date tomorrow night
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
Can we go out and get blitzed in celebration that they'll be no more surprise kids
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I'm covered in bruises and scratches. I dont know whether to call them battlescars or sex decals
Randomize
