I don't remember. Are we still dating?
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
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She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
i'm forwarding you the dirty picture of that fat girl that likes me sent . i feel like since youre my best friend you should puke in your mouth too .
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
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I just wanna be like "dude your gf's on a porn site" but i just dont know if i have the heart.
Would I waste your time for mediocre porn?
She wanted to get out of there before you guys woke up so she wouldn't let me find my underwear. Lol So I apologize to whoever finds that in your room.
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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