I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
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I know it I should, but it's kinda nice. It's smells like unbridled enthusiasm and copious amounts of melt your face off sex.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
This is your morning-after text courtesy of your very confused friend!! :) To discuss "what the hell were you trying to tell me last night," press 1. To laugh over your drunken antics, press 2. To pretend like none of it even happened (or to respond with concurrent confusion because you have no idea), press 3.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
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idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
I know this is a weird question but we both had pants on when my mom woke us up last night right?
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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