Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Well I found you sipping ron diaz out of a child's dinosaur cup while sticking your fingers in the guy's fish tank and watching the "pirahnas" snap at your finger and laughing
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
I figured it out! There's blood on the kitchen floor because I fell into the dishwasher. And there's a face dent. And it doesn't work.
Yea.....I saw that happen.
Sorry for not calling you back. I got drunk and passed out on the kitchen floor. I just found my phone in the shower.
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