He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
This bowl of cereal would be the size of a giant's bowl-piece. It's. that. big.
How much did you smoke??
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Last night you said you were going to stop drinking and then proceeded to dip cookies in your vodka.
Sadly that explains a lot.
You're his holy grail. The moment he finally gets you to orgasm he'll probably just retire and become a monk.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
you were shouting "me peeing on him is the closest he'll EVER get to my vagina!"
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