hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
I woke up and she had washed, dried, folded my clothes, cooked me breakfast, and had started cleaning my room
haha, you sure you didnt fuck your mom?
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There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
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i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
You were definitely drunk. You gave him an otphj in front of everyone.
I can't believe you didn't come out. There was a duckling ON THE BAR!
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
It's like the dark age of my sex life being stuck here
YOU GOT ME SO DRUNKK
i got me so drunk!
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