Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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