so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
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Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
Im just confused who has their mom break up with someone
He asked me what I wanted for Christmas. I told him an orgasm would be nice.
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My ex is having a baby and I'm over here planning my dogs birthday celebration...
When is the party?
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
We put you in the box and you started to cry, that's how high you were.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
i don't like interrupting booty calls. thats just rude.
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