Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
Saying she let herself go implies she was actually holding on
You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
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And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Woke up on the kitchen floor cuddling with the dummy we made of you. Hope your internship is going well.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
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Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
And the prospective student I was showing around had to take care of me.
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
Sent him a nude and I forgot to crop out the Jesus picture in the background. The Catholic guilt is too real.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
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