there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
FOR A FUCKING 40?! A FUCKING 40?! YOU GAVE THE CAT AWAY FOR BEER?!
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Pants-less sunday? Also I'm high and independence day is making me cry
im coming over
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
So he says to my dad "I'll pull out of your daughter but I'm not going to apologize". Yea, my night was fun.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Fyi - we're going to be eating those sandwiches in bed when you get home.
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
There is an episode of "how it's made" on tv right now. The subject is tequila and water beds. Basically my life.
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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