all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
I just found her phone in the quesadilla maker...
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Accidentally spilled a drink on her roommates skirt, offered to clean it, and got a blowjob out of the deal. Something went horribly right.
Only mom could turn an abortion day into a shopping day
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
The psychic I saw today told me NOT to text the guy I haven't heard from yet since our first date this weekend b/c it wouldn't go anywhere...Miller light said otherwise. Miller light > Cleo
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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