those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
You're making her cookies in enchange for knitting lessons. You will die a virgin.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
Hah I guess I sent that to like ten people, along with another one of me sitting in a bath tub eating an ice cream sandwich.
Literally the only clue I have to try and figure out my blackout adventures is a draft on twitter that just says "Mummies alive!"
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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