google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
So how many shot glasses of coffee grounds make a pot?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
thankjk goddddn taco bell uis open htis lateee!
you do know it's eleven in the afternoon, right?
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
Youre attempt to ruin my night by putting Date Rape by Sublime on my sex playlist failed. She was into it.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
Thank you for being so charming, but do you have syphilis?
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