The highlight of my Saturday night was singing along to the sound of music alone in my room.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
As a gift to myself for being so awesome at being single, I'm going to buy a vibrator
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