Just fell off a train. Bad.
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
apparently he couldn't remember my name so he refereed to me as whats-her-boobs and everyone knew that it was me he was talking about
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They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
I've decided I'm gonna attack people with the toilet plunger.
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
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He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I woke up with an eye patch on, someone else's sweatshirt on, and no pants on. I hope it was a good night.
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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