So much for the toy store...Not a butt plug in the entire place. See you tonight.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
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So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Sooo, my mother is snoring, my ex is sexting me, the guy I'm having an affair with is sending me dick pics, and all I want to do is sleep!
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
He was singing on top of spaghetti, and then started crying. He said it was the saddest song ever, "so so sad".
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
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