no, he came in my armpit
I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
i was more sad about losing him as neighbor on fishville than as a boyfriend
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Owwwww. Yeah. I can barely move unless Im high on vicodin. We are bad at drinking/balancing. We will be the first to break hips and have to go into a home.
WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
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