Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
so this carnie looked at me and said "the ride in my pants is funner." i wet myself.
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I am stoned and watching Pocahontas. I am letting the kids eat whatever they want. I am the best babysitter in the whole wide world
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
Dude that chick had a dog in her car. Like when she goes bar hoping so does roofus. He gaurds the car.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
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