She made the grapes disappear! ALL OF THEM!!!
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
Just pulled my keys, cell-phone and a pack of cigarettes out from between my cleavage. This one guy's face was priceless.
It's 10am. I'm hungover wearing a flyers jersey and a phillies hat and eating a cheesesteak. I'm not the only one. Best city ever.
She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
he puked in my glove box, looked up at me and said "There's not much to say"
I'm gonna rob all up in that cradle
Nah, just ran around, pinned random men to walls, bit their lips of and booked it.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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