I woke up this morning and I couldn't find my coffeetable. wtf?
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
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I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
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so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
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