Houston.. we have a drinking problem..
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
laying naked on couch sucking water through straw. i can still feel the orgasm from last night. thank you mdma.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Yoga may not b such a good idea for me today. My liver is obviously in cahoots with my colon to pay me back for the past 24 days of misuse . Downward dog could have catastrophic consequences.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
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