Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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Sorry for trying to force you and Robert to make out. I didn't realize how awkward it was until I woke up today.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
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Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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