just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
i find it unbelievable that you didn't think it was necessary to intervene when i started letting people autograph my body with spray tan.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
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Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
please bring me a paper towel asap.
I was drinking wine in bed and spilt some on my chest.. And I cautiously guided it into my belly button but now I dont know what to do.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
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He had to put the child locks on the windows so you would stop screaming at random boys
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
Like bruh, I’m a free range girlfriend
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