he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
I know where his drugs are but not my pants
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
Valid.
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
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