i permit you to call me
Do you think they could tell I was high on that conf call?
thus making me awesome and them whores
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
he signed me a blank check so today i get to decide if i want to be a saint or a millionaire
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
Have you ever eaten pizza and gotten your dick sucked at the same time? Because I have pizza.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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