Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
I know its only noon but, Im too drunk to hold this baby...
I think the fact that my first kiss is now in a porno says a lot about why my life is the way it is
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
He nailed 50 frozen hamburgers to the ceiling last night. Now there are flies every where.
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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