is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
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There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Tried to figure out where I was without opening my eyes this morning for like twenty minutes. Not even close. Not even the right state.
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
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I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
I'll be wearing lingerie and holding a bottle of bourbon so pick up whatever food you think goes with that
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