Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
Also, I found out that my dad has the name of every boy that I've ever dated and their physical description, car type and tag number stored in his computer.
Apparently Angela went missing once and he says he learned were to look first and that it's best to have information on hand.
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
Yes. I'm realizing that sports games are good reasons to drink. I just cheer when everyone else cheers.
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
it's like i'm your dad, but instead of reminding you to bring your lunch to school i remind you to take a good long hit from your bong.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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