Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
ill do whatever it takes for me to get more high and eat pie
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
He'll choke me during sex but he won't eat a strip of bacon. Vegetarians are weird.
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Literally too hungover to pull out of the driveway. Tried 3 times and failed. I'm going back to bed.
You just said the word 'slut' out loud in your sleep and then made a moaning noise
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
We get up to three toppings. Dignity is not one of them.
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