he legitimately fell asleep standing up at the club. everyone was impressed
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Sending a dick pic with a 2010 time stamp on it is violation of proper sexting etiquette
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
well i mean, we just followed them into an alien and astronaut party. there was tin foil everywhere
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
The bachelor party was supposed to stay local but I think were in mexico.
P.s. I loved that your balls smelled like coconut
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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