We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
Say "Steve Buscemi is hot." with a straight face.
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
She fucking ripped my chandelier out of my ceiling. How does that make her a keeper?
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I'm fucking camped out by the bathrooms. I think the poopatrator is in there. Wtf is my life
Almost an end to the saga.
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