Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I just had a girl text me from knoxville "come see me. we'll go for drinks and I can make you breakfast"
how do you like your eggs?
over tits
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
I'm allotting you four buildings to piss on tonight. Choose wisely.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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