Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Fuck now we have to have sex
What?
In a bet, need to win
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Also his beard was very delicious looking. I wanted to touch it so bad, but I held back.
He paid the bartender with money from the tip jar then proceeded to hit on me in front of my date. I love frat dances
I found you in the bathroom. You were sitting cross-legged on the floor wearing nothing but socks completely surrounded by broken crayons.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
oh and i figured out why we kept smelling vomit. ive got vomit on my socks. putting the heater on my feet was not the best of ideas.
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