I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
I think it is impossible 2 take a person seriously when their last name is Pancake
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side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
He just asked me to pee through my panties while he watched. I might need more tequila for this one.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
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Since I fall down so much at parties I've started doing this new thing where when I fall I just yell FLOOR PARTY and make people bring the party to me
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
This is either going to be a hilarious catfish or the fuck trophy of the century.
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