We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
it took me 2 minutes to realize that it wasn't HER hand on my penis. First, and worst threesome ever..
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
I'm still amazed at how you managed to get Doritos in my damn front pocket without me noticing. I got crumbs everywhere.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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