I hope my future cuntsucker is that tight
I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
The liquor store guy just accused me of buying alcohol of minors due to how many bottles I got. The guy should be used to this from me.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
Going to the beach. Greeting Sandy with a blunt. Wish us luck!
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
He's going to wonder why I have burn marks on my asshole
How am i even supposed to meet his daughter? "Hi, Claire, I hear we have so much in common, like we both love your Dad and also we're almost the same age."
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
I'll give you another blowjob if you bring me some cake.
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