bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I just encountered the most annoying guy on the planet. I wanted to slap his milkshake out of his fat-boy hands while he was talking to me at the same time as slurping his liquid fat.
I love milkshakes.
Not the point.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
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im hiding in a corner. drunk. with a plate of stolen jello shots. im pretty sure people are looking for me or the jello shots.
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
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Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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