Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
I swear if she hugs me I'm going to bleach my body
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
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It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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