I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
I don't really want to write this paper. It's the last one of the semester - I need to savor the feeling of procrastination.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
Does me being hung over take away from how professional I can be today?
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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