...is it true? will i see you next weekend
YES.
ah, i can't wait till there's negative 2 inches between us
Would it be horrible to send my ex's girlfriend an email telling her that I sexed her man up so dirty that he fell asleep inside of me afterwards?
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
I've never been so happy to start my period. I'm gonna let everyone in the store see me buying tampons.
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Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
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honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You just kinda wondered into the street and started screaming at dogs and small children...
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
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