WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Facebook stalking a girl from Germany is harder then you think.you have to copy and paste all this shit into freetranslations.com then try and piece together an awkward sentence. If only I could put this energy into something productive.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Those foam number one hands, are the BEST socks.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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