Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
i guess its officially winter break. i woke up alone and fully clothed this morning.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
Uhh, there's a legit bruise on my boob.. Again how does he manage this
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
I tried to say goodbye but you were hugging a trash can and I wasn't sure if you had clothes on
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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