pedialite and red bull = repair kit
Just wondering why in an apartment full of stoners there is half a waffle in the TRASH CAN. get ur shit together man
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Burger king has cupcake flavored milkshakes. God dammit America.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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