How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
I am sweating out the vodka to make room for the whiskey tonight.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
Oh my god I just remembered I bit a stripper last night.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
Pretty sure I just noped a member of the Canadian women's hockey team on Tinder.
Thank god he came over. I had to have some good sex to makeup for all the bad sex I've been having.
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
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