I miss old school porno. There just isn't any love in porn these days.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
If i pass out for a while at graduation, please atleast TRY to wake me?
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
She was all for the threesome til I showed her a pic of my boyfriend. I think I should re-evaluate my life decisions.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
We're sitting on the kitchen floor drinking and talking about mounting real light sabers to the dog's head.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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