like if someone fucked a dictionary but instead of having a penis, it was just one of those leap frog educational toys
I hope to god you are high
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
New drunken fun fact of last night, after I pushed Sarah and before I started making out with guy #1, I shouted that I'd go to third base on a first date, then threw myself at him
Hey! Where are you? It's Irrisponsible Patio time and you're not here firing shots down summer student's throats
I decided it might be a good time to stop when he requested I "bring that pussy over here"
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
God dammit. My lube leaked all over my passport
You didnt text me.. I'm on your street with golf clubs
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
Randomize
