So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
I found the hair cut I want on the girl in the porno I'm watching. now really sure how to show my stylist.
HOW LONG TILL THESE DRUGS WEAR OFF. I WORK IN ONE HOUR, I REPEAT, I WORK IN ONE HOUR.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Visibly drunk girl eating alone at a souplantation just spilled salad all over her body. It was me
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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