I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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