You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Do me a favor? If you get with him, please lick his abs. Someone has too they're just too beautiful not to.
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
There's a naked man in my car right now.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I was 40 minutes late to work today because I was getting fucked. Walked in to discover that it's apparently performance review day. Employee of the year.
Make a note to pack something that won't catch shell casings in your cleavage
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
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