How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
i would one night stand the shit outta him
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
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