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(954): View more from Florida

the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.

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(505): View more from New Mexico

I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.

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(402): View more from Nebraska

she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

im dressed up like a present. waiting for someone to unwrap me ;)

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this is your brother

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(812): View more from Indiana

We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.

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(312): View more from Illinois

...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????

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(541): View more from Oregon

Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.

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(410): View more from Maryland

Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.

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Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.

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(661): View more from California

I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out

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Don't we all.

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